bollywood

80:what did pretty zita said when hrithik roshan went to sugar factory?
a:KOI MILL GAYA.

81:antara mali acted in a movie involving love triangle.what was the name of movie?
a:EK FOOL DO MALI.

82:if preety zinta would have acted in 'zinda' what will the movie be called?
a:zinta.

83:what was the first thing which said to aish on phone?
a:hello.

84:what she said when salman was about to start driving her car?
a:take car-e

85:what will tushar kappor say when he will be in antarctica?
a:kya kool hai hum

cricket

72:if cricket field was a garden who would be its most valuable asset?
a:andy flower{you can say grant flower too}

73:sachings score and the population of china has one thing in common.what?
a:earlier..sachins score was ever increasing{just like the population of china}.but now he has adopted birth control techniques.

74:when sachin was L.B.W why was his wife angry with him?
a:lbw is short for:Lying Before Wife.

75:what will you call it if brian lara will start playing for another country?
a:brian drain{its not brain drain}

76:why shouldnt you ask a cricketer for decision making?
a:he will send you to umpire{may be third umpire too.}

77:what happened when a painter played a cricket match?
a:the match was DRAW.

78:WHY WAS SACHIN ANGRY WITH THE CAR COMPANY?
a:he got ten-dull-car.

79:where did chaminda vaas kept his mangoes?
a:in his vaas-ket.

the hardest questions

66:who enjoys the best life cycle?
a:a cyclist

67:why H.G. WELLS came to her house?
a:she had written WELL-COME outside her house.

68:were early men mad?
a:they were NO-MAD

69:WHAT GOD said when he was asked a dificult question?
a:GOD KNOWS

70:SONY married a foreigner ERIC and they had a son.what was his name?
a:SONY ERIC-SON

71:I was lost in jungle.hundred robbers surrounded me.i had only a radio with me.how did i scared the robbers?
a:by making the RADIO-ACTIVE
{even i too couldnt answer that question.my friend asked me that.if u have any such question,write to me}

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOLLYWOOD AND HOLLYWOOD

65:What is the difference between bollyhood and hollywood?

1. bollywood:kuch kuch hota hai* hollywood:sabh kuch hota hai


2. 15 park avenue* zurasic park


3. zanwar* animal


4. bullet* bulletproof


5. ahistha ahistha* fast and the furious


6. makdee* spiderman


7. tum been* mr bean


8. main meri patni aur woh* you me and dupree


9. mujhe meri biwi se bachao* john tucker must die


10. phool aur pathar* sharon stone


11. akele hum akele tum* home alone


12. do qaidi *three fugitive


13. aaj mere yaar ki shadi hai* my best friends wedding

1. krodh*anger management


2. pyar ke side effects*love doesnt cost a thing

16:stop*speed

17:koi mil gaya*meet the fockers

for FELLOW indians

58:he was about to cross the road when he saw V.V.S laxman and REKHA talking .he stopped.why?
a:even ravana couldnt cross LAXMAN -REKHA.

59:WHAT will happen if ekta kapoor will be elected head of congress?
a:the party will then be called:KONGRESS.

60:WHICH TWO GIRLS IN CAMPUS HAD MALARIA?
a:mala AND ria

61:which two things jagdish stole from kitchen?
a:JUG and DISH

62:What will you call a copy in which dia wrote her feelings?
a:DIA-ry

63:what will you call a bad king?
a:BADshaw{this question is not mine.}

64:what will you call a beautiful rat?
a:khoobsuRAT

EXTREME ABSURD

51:I ASKED HIM 5 yes or no questions yesterday.he gave the same answer to all.why?
a:YES as it was yes-terday.

52:what is between IQ?
A:I-ra-Q

53:when the electronics company organised a match what did they give to the referee?
a:referee-gerator

54:how did the cook described a childhood memory when a spoon was stolen?
a:once spoon a time{i bet no one can answer this one.coz this is the worst possible answer}

55:what he said after ear transplant on1jan,2008?
a:happy new ear.

56:why was the pilot affected by bird flu?
a:he was in cock- pit.

57:why did the contractor described the labourer as TREMENDOUS?
A:coz he alone did the work which THREE-MEN -DOES.

bollywood

46:how can you say that neha dhupia has a good sense of humour?
a:her name ends with ha..ha...........ha.ha{its a bad joke........so are neha's acting skills}

47:what the inspector said to salman khan when he came out of court?
a: F.I.R. MILENGE

48:When the swami of a temple went to house of an actress,he returned the next minute.why?
a:coz he went to house of udita go-swami

49:boman irani married a girl on-line.what was her name?
a:e-rani

50:who is hotter:aish,sushmita or jwala?
a:jwala

hollyhood

41:why did the electrician loved pamela anderson?
a:she is BARB WIRE

42:Why will bruce willis hair never get white?
a:he is DYE HARD

43:What did the lion got when he won a race with jackie chan?
a:MEDALlion

44:why did the seconds hand of nicholas cage's watch disappeared after a full revolution?
a:gone in 60 seconds

45why cant you believe jim carrey?
a:he is 'LIAR LIAR'

for kids

33:when the beggar asked RICHIE RICH for ten dollars why didnt richie gave him?
a:coz richie has only one dollar{his dog}

34:why the lion appeared in garden?
a:he thought it to be his garDEN.

35:Why people of mars are hard to defeat?
a:they know MARStial arts..........like jet lee

36:what will tom be called if he pulled jerry out of its hole?
a:PULLy cat{not pussy cat}

37:what did the terrorist farmer grew?
a:BOMBoo

38:why the tailor was sad?
a:he had to make elePANT.

39:HOW DID TOM ATTACKED JERRY?
A:BY Atom bomb

40:which number he had forgotten?
a:forgotTEN

SOME MORE QUESTIONS

29:how did the terrorist said the following sentences:"this land is mine"?
a:its land mine

30:what do female snakes wear?
a:coBRA

31:What did ancient carpenters knew about computer?
a:WINDOWS

32:he has colour t.v.,i have black and white television.why dont i care?
a:we are seeing a ZEBRA

for india

24:which one alphabet will u add to HEMA MALINI name to make her a superhero?
a:HEMAn

25:isha de-ol is iupac name bollywood alcohol?
a:yes

26:manmohan singh was seeing 'kabhi khushi kabhi gham'.he saw madam.what he said?
a:u r my sonia

27:why is there no electricity in indian villages?
a:coz electriCITY is for city only.

28:what mahatma gandhi said about scooby doo?
a:doo or die

SOME MORE QUESTIONS

16:taziri{wrestler}made a monument 4 his wife.which?
a:TAZiri MAHAL

17:REY MYSTERIO acted in a movie with jolie and nicholas cage.which?
a:gone in 619 seconds

18:why is batista afraid of mark henry?
a:HENry causes bird flu.

19:carlito was sick but the doctor never came near.why?
a:an apple a day keeps doctor away.

20:supercrazy sang a song with a frog.which?
a:supercrazy frog.

21:which wrestler can lift the heaviest load?
a:a train

22:which subject would rey teach had he been a teacher?
a:chemysterio.

23:why did the sales agent handed the fire extinguisher to kane?
a:coz he said 'THE FIRE STILL BURNS'

3 more senseless questions

13:who is the smartest man on this planet?
a:steve martin coz he is the 'man with two brains'{have u seen the movie}

14:will smith acted in a movie with brangelina.which?
a:Mr and Mrs will smith

15:if a goldsmith makes things of gold ,and an ironsmith.............What does will smith makes?
a:answer yourself.

3 more senseless questions

10:what will you call the phenomenon when EVA LONGORIA disappears suddenly?
a:EVAporation

11:men with car are far less lucky than men with...............{fill in the blanks}
a:carmen electra.

12:if brad pitt were damon wayans{the spelling or name may be wrong}what will be the name of his comedy?
a:MY GIRLFRIEND AND adopted KIDS

3 more senseless questions

7:which song did justin timberlake sang for sharon stone?
a:love stoned.

8:why did the young met robin williams before marrying?
a:to get "license to wed"

9:when will you see cat and dog singing together?
a:pussy cat dolls FEAT snoop dog

3 more senseless questions

4:Which W.W.E wrestler should have acted in "hollowman"?
a:john cena .............and then he could proudly say when he was the invisible man....YOU CANT SEE ME.

5:What is the most humiliating thing any girl can say to jim carrey?
a:"Jim ...can you carry my purse

6:at which place does tom hanks need sleeping pills?
a:in seatlle.coz he is "sleepless in seatlle"

if you are a freak you are invited

You may be a genius but to answer these questions you will have to be a freak like me.or in the words of PUSSYCAT DOLLS "dont you wish your girlfriend was freak like me".i know what i just said does not makes any sense.but there are enough guys out there who make anything but sense.so lets begin our senseless questions.see if you are senseless enough to answer them.

1:A snake entered in anna koournikova{the spelling must be wrong}.what will you call the snake?
answer:ANNAconda

2:Which superhot girl always stays with her son?
a:pamela AND HER SON

3:WHAT WAS the sign outside TRISH STRATUS boyfriends gate?
a:TRISHpassers will be prosecuted.