cricket

72:if cricket field was a garden who would be its most valuable asset?
a:andy flower{you can say grant flower too}

73:sachings score and the population of china has one thing in common.what?
a:earlier..sachins score was ever increasing{just like the population of china}.but now he has adopted birth control techniques.

74:when sachin was L.B.W why was his wife angry with him?
a:lbw is short for:Lying Before Wife.

75:what will you call it if brian lara will start playing for another country?
a:brian drain{its not brain drain}

76:why shouldnt you ask a cricketer for decision making?
a:he will send you to umpire{may be third umpire too.}

77:what happened when a painter played a cricket match?
a:the match was DRAW.

78:WHY WAS SACHIN ANGRY WITH THE CAR COMPANY?
a:he got ten-dull-car.

79:where did chaminda vaas kept his mangoes?
a:in his vaas-ket.