EXTREME ABSURD

51:I ASKED HIM 5 yes or no questions yesterday.he gave the same answer to all.why?
a:YES as it was yes-terday.

52:what is between IQ?
A:I-ra-Q

53:when the electronics company organised a match what did they give to the referee?
a:referee-gerator

54:how did the cook described a childhood memory when a spoon was stolen?
a:once spoon a time{i bet no one can answer this one.coz this is the worst possible answer}

55:what he said after ear transplant on1jan,2008?
a:happy new ear.

56:why was the pilot affected by bird flu?
a:he was in cock- pit.

57:why did the contractor described the labourer as TREMENDOUS?
A:coz he alone did the work which THREE-MEN -DOES.