for FELLOW indians

58:he was about to cross the road when he saw V.V.S laxman and REKHA talking .he stopped.why?
a:even ravana couldnt cross LAXMAN -REKHA.

59:WHAT will happen if ekta kapoor will be elected head of congress?
a:the party will then be called:KONGRESS.

60:WHICH TWO GIRLS IN CAMPUS HAD MALARIA?
a:mala AND ria

61:which two things jagdish stole from kitchen?
a:JUG and DISH

62:What will you call a copy in which dia wrote her feelings?
a:DIA-ry

63:what will you call a bad king?
a:BADshaw{this question is not mine.}

64:what will you call a beautiful rat?
a:khoobsuRAT