brad pitt and angeline jolie

86:what will call it if angelina jolie will play badminton?
a:brad-minton

87:and what if jennifer ansiton will play it:
a:good-min-ton{where ton is short for aniston}

88:and what if brad pitt plays it?
a:jolie-min-ton

89:will smith acted in a movie with brangelina.which?
a:mrs and mrs smith.

90:what is common between jolie and jennifer aniston?
a:at present,they are both not married to brad pitt

bollywood

80:what did pretty zita said when hrithik roshan went to sugar factory?
a:KOI MILL GAYA.

81:antara mali acted in a movie involving love triangle.what was the name of movie?
a:EK FOOL DO MALI.

82:if preety zinta would have acted in 'zinda' what will the movie be called?
a:zinta.

83:what was the first thing which said to aish on phone?
a:hello.

84:what she said when salman was about to start driving her car?
a:take car-e

85:what will tushar kappor say when he will be in antarctica?
a:kya kool hai hum

cricket

72:if cricket field was a garden who would be its most valuable asset?
a:andy flower{you can say grant flower too}

73:sachings score and the population of china has one thing in common.what?
a:earlier..sachins score was ever increasing{just like the population of china}.but now he has adopted birth control techniques.

74:when sachin was L.B.W why was his wife angry with him?
a:lbw is short for:Lying Before Wife.

75:what will you call it if brian lara will start playing for another country?
a:brian drain{its not brain drain}

76:why shouldnt you ask a cricketer for decision making?
a:he will send you to umpire{may be third umpire too.}

77:what happened when a painter played a cricket match?
a:the match was DRAW.

78:WHY WAS SACHIN ANGRY WITH THE CAR COMPANY?
a:he got ten-dull-car.

79:where did chaminda vaas kept his mangoes?
a:in his vaas-ket.

the hardest questions

66:who enjoys the best life cycle?
a:a cyclist

67:why H.G. WELLS came to her house?
a:she had written WELL-COME outside her house.

68:were early men mad?
a:they were NO-MAD

69:WHAT GOD said when he was asked a dificult question?
a:GOD KNOWS

70:SONY married a foreigner ERIC and they had a son.what was his name?
a:SONY ERIC-SON

71:I was lost in jungle.hundred robbers surrounded me.i had only a radio with me.how did i scared the robbers?
a:by making the RADIO-ACTIVE
{even i too couldnt answer that question.my friend asked me that.if u have any such question,write to me}

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOLLYWOOD AND HOLLYWOOD

65:What is the difference between bollyhood and hollywood?

1. bollywood:kuch kuch hota hai* hollywood:sabh kuch hota hai


2. 15 park avenue* zurasic park


3. zanwar* animal


4. bullet* bulletproof


5. ahistha ahistha* fast and the furious


6. makdee* spiderman


7. tum been* mr bean


8. main meri patni aur woh* you me and dupree


9. mujhe meri biwi se bachao* john tucker must die


10. phool aur pathar* sharon stone


11. akele hum akele tum* home alone


12. do qaidi *three fugitive


13. aaj mere yaar ki shadi hai* my best friends wedding

1. krodh*anger management


2. pyar ke side effects*love doesnt cost a thing

16:stop*speed

17:koi mil gaya*meet the fockers

for FELLOW indians

58:he was about to cross the road when he saw V.V.S laxman and REKHA talking .he stopped.why?
a:even ravana couldnt cross LAXMAN -REKHA.

59:WHAT will happen if ekta kapoor will be elected head of congress?
a:the party will then be called:KONGRESS.

60:WHICH TWO GIRLS IN CAMPUS HAD MALARIA?
a:mala AND ria

61:which two things jagdish stole from kitchen?
a:JUG and DISH

62:What will you call a copy in which dia wrote her feelings?
a:DIA-ry

63:what will you call a bad king?
a:BADshaw{this question is not mine.}

64:what will you call a beautiful rat?
a:khoobsuRAT

EXTREME ABSURD

51:I ASKED HIM 5 yes or no questions yesterday.he gave the same answer to all.why?
a:YES as it was yes-terday.

52:what is between IQ?
A:I-ra-Q

53:when the electronics company organised a match what did they give to the referee?
a:referee-gerator

54:how did the cook described a childhood memory when a spoon was stolen?
a:once spoon a time{i bet no one can answer this one.coz this is the worst possible answer}

55:what he said after ear transplant on1jan,2008?
a:happy new ear.

56:why was the pilot affected by bird flu?
a:he was in cock- pit.

57:why did the contractor described the labourer as TREMENDOUS?
A:coz he alone did the work which THREE-MEN -DOES.